I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't tell me what you're going to do. Just say "I'd really like to do solar energy but I'm not going to be able to. I really want to dig holes everywhere in the country but I really won't be able to do it because people seem to think that maybe my water will be screwed up."

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.

Everybody's got cable.

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.