I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.

There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.

"Equestrian", by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.

Self-love is a big part of golf.

You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.