I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are really the ones that give me hope. There's so much of "they don't know this, and they don't know that," and they're always denigrating.

I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.

It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'

My father painted, well into his 80s, what he called hard edge abstractions. It's really cool.