I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

I really wanted to talk about the War on Terror and say that both sides were completely incompetent [in addressing it]. You can't blame the other side when you're involved in it.

In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from Seattle. But in Vegas, you have six from Seattle, a bunch from L.A., some local Las Vegans and maybe a farmer from Iowa. In Vegas, you learn the ins and outs of holding a room because of that great spectrum of folks.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.