There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.

I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.

It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.

The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.

I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.

Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!

He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.