There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.

I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he climbs down any chimneys tonight. Good luck. And since we're a family that isn't lucky enough to have a chimney, how would Santa get into our house? Does he bring a locksmith with him? And it probably would have to be a Jewish locksmith, because a Christian locksmith is going to want to be home with his family. And how many Jewish locksmiths are there? None.

Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.

My father painted, well into his 80s, what he called hard edge abstractions. It's really cool.

When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.