Self-love is a big part of golf.

I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think.

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, and the blizzard would hit again!