There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.

You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes

You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.

I think you have to [vote] and the reason you have to go vote is an important one, and that is because the day you vote is the day that you will feel the most ineffectual you will feel all year.