I do the same gig. I might change it a little; I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.
Lewis BlackNyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.
Lewis BlackDonald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'
Lewis Black