Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem...

Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

If you want to get an audience quiet, just say "abortion" and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.

I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!