My review of 2001, the year, is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It went on too long, it was hard to follow, and you could only enjoy it if you were really, really, *really* stoned.

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'

I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out.

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.