When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma.

Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.

Usually I'm too tired to apologize.

When you're done [with writing a book], people tell you "Well, gee, I'm not interested." "Great, I'm glad I sat down and wrote this!"