I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!

A lot of the times I'm looking at something that I discover is part of a larger framework and not just a couple jokes. I see that it's a set, a story that I'll be telling. Sometimes I get lost in that.

If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

The fear of health care changing is beyond belief. Like there's a way to make the system worse. Really?

The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.