The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Self-love is a big part of golf.
What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.
I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.
Usually I'm too tired to apologize.
Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.