I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.
You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.
If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.