It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.

If you want to get an audience quiet, just say "abortion" and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say "FOSSIL". If he still won't shut up I throw it at him.

I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!