If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
Lewis BlackI started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
Lewis BlackStupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem...
Lewis BlackIn Canada I'm not dealing with people who are bringing in baggage, they just get it. But New Orleans will be a bit different. If there's a group of people who have a right to be bitter, it's the people of New Orleans.
Lewis Black