It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.

I have no religion because I was born and raised Jewish. And on the first night of Hanukkah, my parents, when I was very young, gave me a top to play with. They called it a dreidel. I knew it was a top. And as I looked at that top, I said, 'You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.