It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
Lewis BlackI believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you can't stand it. It has to be that way. What about a headline like this: 'Hippo Eats Dwarf'? How good is that? You read that headline, and you immediately close the paper and say, 'Wow, it's gonna be a great day.
Lewis BlackWhat is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.
Lewis BlackI think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
Lewis Black