Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.

If you want to get an audience quiet, just say "abortion" and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.

Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.

Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma.