Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.

My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

When they played, it wasn't music. It was the sound of chaos. I knew it was the sound of chaos because you could hear pigs being slaughtered. Women were weeping and men were gnashing their teeth, and there were sounds so horrible that I cannot repeat them to you, or you would flee from this room in horror!

Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up 'The New York Times,' and I look at the front page and realize that once again I'm wrong. I start to fixate on stuff.

My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation.