If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.

When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

Apparently there is no profit in the unique, or not enough to make it worthwhile to preserve. Ultimately it drains the life out of us, and existentialism starts to make more and more sense.

If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .