If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.

I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.

We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.