If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight.

I never write anything down. I write onstage.

These ballot initiatives remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky!