It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!

A lot of the times I'm looking at something that I discover is part of a larger framework and not just a couple jokes. I see that it's a set, a story that I'll be telling. Sometimes I get lost in that.

I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.

If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.

One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.

As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.

I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him, I realized, that one of us... was nuts! And for the first time ever, I went, 'Wow, it's not me!'