Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.

I never write anything down. I write onstage.

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.

In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us - warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement we share in his emotional growth as he struggles to mature. I not only laughed along with him but felt that I too had grown a little along the way. Who could ask for more?

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.