None of this seems to affect the leadership, that people don't go out to vote, that they don't feel the need to go vote, that they already feel disenfranchised. It's not just Obama's fault or Clinton's or whomever's, it's all of them, the whole collection of clowns I've had to sit through.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.

They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.