None of this seems to affect the leadership, that people don't go out to vote, that they don't feel the need to go vote, that they already feel disenfranchised. It's not just Obama's fault or Clinton's or whomever's, it's all of them, the whole collection of clowns I've had to sit through.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.

Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'

This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.