Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation

This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

Everybody's got cable.