As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.
You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.
Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
I have this insane optimistic streak that the American people prevail over the stupidity that the leadership exhibits time and time again, and I think that's the truth.