My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation.

You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.

My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

We have fossils... We win!

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation