Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem...
Lewis BlackKids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.
Lewis BlackMost of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
Lewis BlackIt's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating.
Lewis Black