You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.
Lewis BlackI've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.
Lewis Black