If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'
Lewis BlackYou realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.
Lewis BlackWhen they played, it wasn't music. It was the sound of chaos. I knew it was the sound of chaos because you could hear pigs being slaughtered. Women were weeping and men were gnashing their teeth, and there were sounds so horrible that I cannot repeat them to you, or you would flee from this room in horror!
Lewis BlackMy father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
Lewis Black