I didn't always want to be a dad.

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.

Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.

Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.