Judge not, lest ye be judged.
He frowns. "A dance with the carnivorous Felicity? Why? Has she eaten all the other available gentlemen?
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It keeps her purity vacum-sealed to preserve its freshness for her future husband.
When I dream, I dream of him.
You must remember, my dear lady, the most important rule of any successful illusion: First, the people must want to believe in it.