To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.