To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.