To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Cats are fond of mooning.