...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!