...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something. -James Mackintosh Qwilleran

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.