...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

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