Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.