Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Cats are fond of mooning.