A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.