What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It's just a matter of timing. It's like you've marked your territory.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

Nobody is here without a reason. I always had a different sensibility. I like a huge range of comedy - from broad and farcical, the most sensitive, the most understated - but I always wanted my comedy to be more embracing of the species rather than debasing of it.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.