I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.