Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.

I'm not a religious person. I don't have any desire. To me it's imitative of a conventional culture. I'm all for it for anybody. I totally have a free and open feeling about how other humans want to live their lives. It's just not something that has any real significance for me.

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.