Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.