Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.