Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.

Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I'm stunned when I hear about friends' children, ten or twelve years old giving blow jobs. I just don't like the girls being used or exploited in that way. It's just indiscriminate sexual relating. It's just the isolated things.

I was always empathetic with animals. It's a terrible and self-involved point of view that we do something because someone else is exploitable.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.