Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
Lily TomlinI wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn't want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
Lily TomlinIf I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
Lily Tomlin