Thank God kids never mean well
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.