Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening.

I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

I never thought of myself as any kind of a film star, as many films as I've made - and I've made some really fun movies with good people. I've always been paired with someone because I'm not really box office, in that carrying-a-picture sense. I've always been busy, but not in the spotlight.