The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.