I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.