We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.

Nobody is here without a reason. I always had a different sensibility. I like a huge range of comedy - from broad and farcical, the most sensitive, the most understated - but I always wanted my comedy to be more embracing of the species rather than debasing of it.

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.