We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I'm stunned when I hear about friends' children, ten or twelve years old giving blow jobs. I just don't like the girls being used or exploited in that way. It's just indiscriminate sexual relating. It's just the isolated things.

Thank God kids never mean well

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.