No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
Thank God kids never mean well