There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

The thing that most distresses me is whenever I see things over sexualized, I worry about young girls. Some of the fall out of the feminist movement is that it made younger and younger girls more sexually available. It's part of the philosophy, be your own person and be free. But, girls are so over sexualized in this culture.

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.