There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.

I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.