Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
I wonder what it would be like if we all became what we wanted to be when we grew up? I mean, imagine a world filled with nothing but firemen, cowboys, nurses and ballerinas.