Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

The whole idea of being in captivity in such limited space, especially in a zoo, causes elephants to suffer. They develop all kinds of foot diseases. They die. They get cysts. Not only is it painful, it eventually kills them.

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.