Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.