Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

We're giving jobs to people who would otherwise be out of work if we weren't exploiting cheap labor.

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

If you can't be direct, why be?

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

The whole idea of being in captivity in such limited space, especially in a zoo, causes elephants to suffer. They develop all kinds of foot diseases. They die. They get cysts. Not only is it painful, it eventually kills them.

I guess that's one of the reasons that you do it - work all the time - because it's sort of a high to find something that really works.