Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.