Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Reality is nothing more than a collective hunch.

Remember we're all in this alone.

I was always empathetic with animals. It's a terrible and self-involved point of view that we do something because someone else is exploitable.