Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.

Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It's just a matter of timing. It's like you've marked your territory.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.