Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

We're giving jobs to people who would otherwise be out of work if we weren't exploiting cheap labor.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

You can't expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it's a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.

I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

We are all in this together, by ourselves.