Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

I mean yes to act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting.

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

If you can't be direct, why be?

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.