Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.

Remember we're all in this alone.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

The road to success is always under construction.

We are all in this together, by ourselves.