Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

I was always empathetic with animals. It's a terrible and self-involved point of view that we do something because someone else is exploitable.

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?