And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.