And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

I mean yes to act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting.

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.