And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

I mean yes to act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting.

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?