I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn't want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.