When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.

You can't expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it's a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.