When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way.

Thank God kids never mean well

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

After all, in private, we're all misfits

Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.