What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.

To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Nobody is here without a reason. I always had a different sensibility. I like a huge range of comedy - from broad and farcical, the most sensitive, the most understated - but I always wanted my comedy to be more embracing of the species rather than debasing of it.

There's nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, 'I didn't do it right'.