Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!).

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."