Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!).

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.